Saturday, March 10, 2007

Louis Theroux's Weird Weekend: UFOs


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Originally aired in January 1998, this documentary follows several people who believe in UFOs. One of these is a man called Thor Templar, the self titled "Lord Commander of the Earth Protectorate". He claims to have killed more than ten aliens by chopping their heads off...classic Louis

Friday, March 09, 2007

Neg's Urban Sports-- Knock and Don't Run


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Blunt, foul-mouthed and awesome union PSA (1970s?)


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"This is a rare gem. This was a PSA that the voice-over person decided to record an "alternate" version of for fun. This comes from the archives of a local tv station. You won't find this anywhere."

Thursday, March 08, 2007

A bit of Folk rapping from Flight of the Concords


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Howdy Folks! Do you like Blood, Violence, Freaks of Nature?


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This is a commercial for Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters & Madmen. Capt. Spaulding of course was played by B-movie great Sid Haig in House of 1000 Corpses, and Devil's Rejects. He is easily one of cinema's most loveable assholes.



South Park - Wheel of Fortune


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Least Helpful Confidence Building Tip Ever

From 7 Helpful Tips To Immediately Increase Your Confidence
by Kent Sayre

7.) Disarm the nagging, negative internal voice. That negative internal voice can keep anyone stopped. To disarm the internal voice, imagine a volume control and lower the volume. Or how about changing the internal voice to Mickey Mouse? Do you think you could take Mickey Mouse seriously if he were criticizing you? Change the voice to a clown voice. The point is to disarm the voice by altering the way it nags at you. If I hear my own voice nagging me, it stops me. If I hear a clown voice, I laugh and continue onward.

Maybe this is just me, but if a clown voice in my head starts telling me to anything, it will involve a clock tower, a high powered rifle, and a hand drawn diagram for suicide-by-cop

Read the rest of the list here

Clowns for Christ



I know, I know--this phrase is redundant. These clown wear horrifying makeup and wrap their lips around extremely phallic balloons. It's evangelism's answer to the priest pedophilia scandal.

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Kamini - Marly-Gomont




Kamini’s “Marly-Gomont” has been around for perhaps six months. It is a musical tribute to the rural French village he’s from in which his was the only black family. He has a Wikipedia entry here.

Evangelist Jack Van Impe on the Extraterrestrial Invasion


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Alien's--they're Satan's angels. Not Satan's angels like it talks about in Paradise Lost who are angel-angels, but these are the angels of the fallen angels, which are like the serial rapists lawn gnomes. I guess that means good angels have angels too, which must be Youtube clips about kittens or ass-kicking songs about america (they have to say America at least three times though).