The Mafia Wants A Piece Of Christmas Day!
Today you’re going to set up your trees in the parking lot, officially launching the Christmas season. Not long after you stack the last tree for display, the mafia will come into the lot and set all your trees on fire. Then they’ll tie you up in garland, stuff a Christmas ball in your mouth, and stick an angel to the top of your head with duct tape. They’ll tie you to a signpost by the street so that everyone can see you wrapped up like a human Chistmas tree with the fires rising behind you. That’ll let everyone who sees you know that no one sells Christmas trees in this town unless the mafia says so...
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