Thursday, March 08, 2007

Evangelist Jack Van Impe on the Extraterrestrial Invasion


Via: VideoSift

Alien's--they're Satan's angels. Not Satan's angels like it talks about in Paradise Lost who are angel-angels, but these are the angels of the fallen angels, which are like the serial rapists lawn gnomes. I guess that means good angels have angels too, which must be Youtube clips about kittens or ass-kicking songs about america (they have to say America at least three times though).

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It amazes me to see the lengths this pseudo evangelist will go to rake in some more cash from the gullible american public.

Anonymous said...

Well good luck to everyone. I guess
you shouldn't be surprised after this
happens. Be kind and rewind your not this earth for ever. Its owner will want it back.